You can try this one
1 happy birthday
2 hokey cokey
3 the way to amarillo
4 do the conga
5 i like to move it
6 heads shoulders knees and toes
7 hay baby
8 superman
9 ring-a-ring-a-roses
10 the birdie song
11 if your happy and you know it
12 i wanna be like you
13 dingle dangle scarecrow
14 everybody want to be a cat
15 axel f
16 i am the music man
17 the wheels on the bus
18 heigh ho
19 bear necessities
20 hakuna matata
21 colonel hatthi's march
22 the wonderful thing about tiggers
23 nelly the elephant
24 looby loo
25 musical statues / musical chairs / pass the parcel megamix
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Monday, May 26, 2008
bmadaity wrote
Posted by FunMan at 12:01 AM 0 comments
Labels: music
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Best Rhymes Available for Kids
Collection of the Best Rhymes Available for Kids
MP3 | 128 Kbps | 97 MB
TRACKLIST :
A Spoonful Of Sugar
ABC Medley
Angels Are Watching Over Me
Apples and Bannas
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Baby's First Lullabies - Childrens Lullaby
Barney - ABC song
Bob The Builder - Can We Fix It
Brush Your Teeth
Disney - Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Do Your Ears Hang Low
Elephant Show - End Theme
Elmo's Rap Alphabet
Frog Went a Courtin'
Ha Ha This - A - Way
Happy Birthday
Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes
Here We Go Loopty-Loo
Hey Diddle Diddle
Hickory Dickory Dock
Hokie Pokie
Humpty Dumpty
If You're Happy And You Know It
Itsy, Bitsy Spider
Jack And Jill
Lion King - I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
London Bridge
Lullaby And Goodnight
Make New Friends
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Me And My Teddy - Barney & Friends
Oh Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone
One, Two, Buckle My Shoe 2
One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
Over The River And Through The Woods
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Ring Around The Rosie
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain
Shrek's Karaoke Dance Party
Skip To My Lou
Super Califragilistic Expialidocious
The Baby Bop Hop
The Bare Necessities [Jungle Book]
The Clapping song
The Grandfather Clock
The Monkey Dance
Three Blind Mice
Three Little Pigs
Turkey In The Straw
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Up On The House Top
Wee Willie Winkie
When The Saints Go Marching In
Willy Wonka Oompa Loompa Song
Winnie The Pooh Theme
Yankee Doodle
You Are My Sunshine
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Sesame Street - Kids Favorite Songs (1997)
Sony Wonder Records | MP3 | 320 kbps | 79.6 MB | 15 Tracks
Genre: Children, Educational, Sing-Along
Tracks:
1. The Farmer In The Dell - Big Bird And The Kids
2. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - Elmo And The Kids
3. Ring Around The Rosy/Skip To My Lou - Prairie Dawn And The Kids
4. She'll Be Comin' 'Round The Mountain/Turkey In The Straw - Elmo
5. The Grouch Medley: Jack And Jill/Little Miss Muffet/Mistress Mary - Oscar The Grouch
6. In The Evening By The Moonlight - Hoots The Owl
7. ABC Medley: Alphabet Song/Baa Baa Black Sheep/Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - The Count
8. Row, Row, Row Your Boat - Snuffleupagus
9. Old MacDonald - The Count
10. I've Been Working On The Railroad - Zoe
11. Eensy Weensy Spider - The Count And The Kids
12. Oh, Dear, What Can The Matter Be? - Telly With Big Bird And Elmo
13. Oh Suzanna - Noel Cowherd And The Kids
14. Home On The Range - Elmo
15. This Little Pig Went To Market - The Oinker Sisters
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The Sopranos - Peppers And Eggs - Soundtrack
The Sopranos - Peppers And Eggs - Soundtrack
Track List:
Disc 1
1. Every Breath You Take/Theme From Peter Gunn - Henry Mancini & The Police
2. Battle Flag - Pigeonhed
3. I've Got A Feeling - The Campbell Brothers With Katie Jackson
4. The Captain - Kasey Chambers
5. Shuck Dub - R.L. Burnside
6. Affection - The Lost Boys
7. My Lover's Prayer - Otis Redding
8. Certamente - Madreblu
9. Black Books - Nils Lofgren
10. Frank Sinatra - Cake
11. Baubles, Bangles and Beads - Frank Sinatra
12. Thru And Thru - The Rolling Stones
Disc 2
1. High Fidelity - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
2. Living On A Thin Line - The Kinks
3. Girl - Vue
4. Vivaldi: Sposa Son Disprezzata - Cecilia Bartoli
5. I Who Have Nothing - Ben E. King
6. Return To Me - Bob Dylan
7. Make No Mistake - Keith Richards
8. Piove - Jovanotti
9. Space Invader - The Pretenders
10. Tiny Tears - Tindersticks
11. Gloria - Van Morrison
12. Core N' Grata - Dominic Chianese
13. Bonus Track - Dialogue From "The Sopranos"
Download Code:
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Posted by FunMan at 11:42 PM 0 comments
Labels: music
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Crazy Frog - Axel F
Crazy Frog - Axel F
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And Other Crazy Frog - Last Christmas (30.2mb)
Code:
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Labels: music videos
Crazy Frog - Crazy Frog In The House
Crazy Frog - Crazy Frog In The House
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Posted by FunMan at 12:36 AM 0 comments
Labels: music videos
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Britney Spears Video Clip
Britney Spears 26 Video Clip Text
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Britney Spears Toxic
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Britney Spears Piece Of Me
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Britney Spears Gimme More
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Britney Spears Gimme More MTV Live
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Britney Spears Outrageous
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Britney Spears I Love Rock Roll
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Labels: music videos
Britney Spears Songs II
Britney Spears Im A Slave 4 You Vocal Mix
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Britney Spears Crazy
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Britney Spears ft Pharrell williams Boys The Co Ed Remix
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Britney Spears Sometimes
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Britney Spears Overprotected The Darkchild Remix
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Labels: music videos
Britney Spears Songs
Britney Spears Baby One More Time
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Britney Spears Anticipating
Code:
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Britney Spears Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know
Code:
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Britney Spears Born To Make You Happy
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Britney Spears Everytime
Code:
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Posted by FunMan at 11:24 PM 0 comments
Labels: music videos
Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra - Concepts (Box Set) (1992)
Artist/Band:............ Frank Sinatra
Album:.................. Concepts (Box Set)
Release Year:........... 1992
Genre:.................. Vocals
codec:.................. MPEG 1 Layer III
Tags:................... ID3v1 ID3v2.3
Total Files:............ 241 [16 Discs']
Total Run Time:......... 12:31:48
Download Size:.......... 1.20 GB Plus Album Art
Bit Rate:............... VBR (192 kbps is CD Quality)
Album Art:.............. Yes
NFO File:............... Yes
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[Disc 1]
01 - My Funny Valentine - 02:32 - 4.20 MB - 231 kBps
02 - The Girl Next Door - 02:39 - 4.40 MB - 232 kBps
03 - A Foggy Day - 02:40 - 4.44 MB - 233 kBps
04 - Like Someone In Love - 03:11 - 5.33 MB - 234 kBps
05 - I Get A Kick Out Of You - 02:56 - 4.87 MB - 231 kBps
06 - Little Girl Blue - 02:55 - 4.72 MB - 226 kBps
07 - They Can't Take That Away From Me - 01:59 - 3.42 MB - 241 kBps
08 - Violets For Your Furs - 03:06 - 5.15 MB - 231 kBps
09 - Just One Of Those Things - 03:16 - 5.99 MB - 256 kBps
10 - I'm Gonna Sit Right Down (And Write Myself A Letter) - 02:29 - 4.31 MB - 242 kBps
11 - Sunday - 02:32 - 4.43 MB - 245 kBps
12 - Wrap Your Troubles In Dreams - 02:17 - 4.04 MB - 246 kBps
13 - Taking A Chance On Love - 02:15 - 4.06 MB - 253 kBps
14 - Jeepers Creepers - 02:24 - 4.14 MB - 241 kBps
15 - Get Happy - 02:27 - 4.28 MB - 244 kBps
16 - All Of Me - 02:10 - 3.65 MB - 235 kBps
[Disc 2]
01 - In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning - 03:01 - 5.00 MB - 231 kBps
02 - Mood Indigo - 03:30 - 5.67 MB - 226 kBps
03 - Glad To Be Unhappy - 02:36 - 4.27 MB - 230 kBps
04 - I Get Along Without You Very Well - 03:44 - 6.02 MB - 225 kBps
05 - Deep In A Dream - 02:50 - 4.64 MB - 229 kBps
06 - I See Your Face Before Me - 03:24 - 5.64 MB - 231 kBps
07 - Can't We Be Friends? - 02:49 - 4.60 MB - 229 kBps
08 - When Your Lover Has Gone - 03:11 - 5.18 MB - 228 kBps
09 - What Is This Thing Called Love - 02:36 - 4.33 MB - 232 kBps
10 - Last Night When We Were Young - 03:17 - 5.55 MB - 236 kBps
11 - I'll Be Around - 02:59 - 4.89 MB - 228 kBps
12 - Ill Wind - 03:46 - 6.25 MB - 231 kBps
13 - It Never Entered My Mind - 02:42 - 4.56 MB - 236 kBps
14 - Dancing On The Ceiling - 02:58 - 4.89 MB - 230 kBps
15 - I'll Never Be The Same - 03:06 - 5.13 MB - 230 kBps
16 - This Love Of Mine - 03:36 - 6.06 MB - 235 kBps
[Disc 3]
01 - You Make Me Feel So Young - 02:56 - 5.09 MB - 242 kBps
02 - It Happened In Monterey - 02:37 - 4.45 MB - 238 kBps
03 - You're Getting To Be A Habit With Me - 02:19 - 3.88 MB - 234 kBps
04 - You Brought A New Kind Of Love To Me - 02:49 - 4.72 MB - 235 kBps
05 - Too Marvelous For Words - 02:29 - 4.26 MB - 239 kBps
06 - Old Devil Moon - 03:57 - 6.95 MB - 246 kBps
07 - Pennies From Heaven - 02:43 - 4.60 MB - 236 kBps
08 - Love Is Here To Stay - 02:42 - 4.54 MB - 235 kBps
09 - I've Got You Under My Skin - 03:43 - 6.38 MB - 240 kBps
10 - I Thought About You - 02:31 - 4.25 MB - 236 kBps
11 - We'll Be Together Again - 04:25 - 7.33 MB - 231 kBps
12 - Makin' Whoopie - 03:07 - 5.41 MB - 242 kBps
13 - Swingin' Down The Lane - 02:54 - 4.91 MB - 236 kBps
14 - Anything Goes - 02:43 - 4.64 MB - 239 kBps
15 - How About You? - 02:48 - 4.75 MB - 237 kBps
[Disc 4]
01 - White - 04:15 - 7.02 MB - 231 kBps
02 - Green - 04:05 - 6.87 MB - 235 kBps
03 - Purple - 04:22 - 7.21 MB - 231 kBps
04 - Yellow - 02:39 - 4.58 MB - 242 kBps
05 - Gray - 04:30 - 7.38 MB - 229 kBps
06 - Gold - 03:36 - 6.30 MB - 244 kBps
07 - Orange - 04:57 - 8.62 MB - 243 kBps
08 - Black - 03:58 - 6.58 MB - 231 kBps
09 - Silver - 04:39 - 7.71 MB - 231 kBps
10 - Blue - 04:39 - 7.57 MB - 227 kBps
11 - Brown - 04:02 - 6.69 MB - 232 kBps
12 - Red - 03:59 - 6.75 MB - 237 kBps
[Disc 5]
01 - Close To You - 03:38 - 5.88 MB - 226 kBps
02 - P.S. I Love You - 04:22 - 7.13 MB - 228 kBps
03 - Love Locked Out - 02:43 - 4.40 MB - 227 kBps
04 - Everything Happens To Me - 03:20 - 5.37 MB - 225 kBps
05 - It's Easy To Remember - 03:35 - 5.74 MB - 224 kBps
06 - Don't Like Goodbyes - 04:52 - 7.87 MB - 226 kBps
07 - With Every Breath I Take - 03:38 - 5.81 MB - 223 kBps
08 - Blame It On My Youth - 02:59 - 4.76 MB - 222 kBps
09 - It Could Happen To You - 03:14 - 5.17 MB - 223 kBps
10 - I've Had My Moments - 03:48 - 6.15 MB - 225 kBps
11 - I Couldn't Sleep A Wink Last Night - 03:26 - 5.63 MB - 229 kBps
12 - The End Of A Love Affair - 04:12 - 6.74 MB - 224 kBps
13 - If It's The Last Thing I Do - 04:01 - 6.74 MB - 235 kBps
14 - There's A Flaw In My Flue - 02:42 - 4.38 MB - 227 kBps
15 - Wait Till You See Her - 03:10 - 5.11 MB - 225 kBps
[Disc 6]
01 - Night And Day - 04:01 - 6.74 MB - 234 kBps
02 - I Wish I Were In Love Again - 02:29 - 4.00 MB - 224 kBps
03 - I Got Plenty O' Nuttin' - 03:11 - 5.21 MB - 229 kBps
04 - I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plans - 02:24 - 3.94 MB - 229 kBps
05 - Nice Work If You Can Get It - 02:22 - 4.08 MB - 241 kBps
06 - Stars Fell On Alabama - 02:39 - 4.36 MB - 230 kBps
07 - No One Ever Tells You - 03:26 - 5.62 MB - 229 kBps
08 - I Won't Dance - 03:25 - 5.72 MB - 234 kBps
09 - Lonesome Road - 03:54 - 6.47 MB - 231 kBps
10 - At Long Last Love - 02:24 - 3.96 MB - 230 kBps
11 - You'd Be So Nice To Come Home To - 02:05 - 3.55 MB - 239 kBps
12 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't Good - 03:23 - 5.53 MB - 228 kBps
13 - From This Moment On - 03:52 - 6.50 MB - 234 kBps
14 - If I Had You - 02:37 - 4.24 MB - 227 kBps
15 - Oh! Look At Me Now - 02:51 - 4.66 MB - 228 kBps
16 - The Lady Is A Tramp - 03:17 - 5.50 MB - 234 kBps
[Disc 7]
01 - Jingle Bells - 02:01 - 3.29 MB - 228 kBps
02 - The Christmas Song - 03:29 - 5.75 MB - 230 kBps
03 - Mistletoe And Holly - 02:20 - 3.85 MB - 230 kBps
04 - I'll Be Home For Christmas - 03:12 - 5.24 MB - 229 kBps
05 - The Christmas Waltz - 03:04 - 5.05 MB - 230 kBps
06 - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - 03:29 - 5.81 MB - 232 kBps
07 - The First Noel - 02:41 - 4.49 MB - 233 kBps
08 - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing - 02:24 - 3.97 MB - 230 kBps
09 - O Little Town Of Bethlehem - 02:07 - 3.42 MB - 226 kBps
10 - Adeste Fideles - 02:34 - 4.23 MB - 229 kBps
11 - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear - 02:52 - 4.65 MB - 227 kBps
12 - Silent Night - 02:31 - 4.05 MB - 224 kBps
13 - White Christmas - 02:38 - 4.43 MB - 235 kBps
14 - The Christmas Waltz- (Previously Unreleased, Alternate Take) - 03:01 - 5.20 MB - 240 kBps
[Disc 8]
01 - Where Are You? - 03:30 - 5.78 MB - 230 kBps
02 - The Night We Called It A Day - 03:29 - 5.58 MB - 224 kBps
03 - I Cover The Waterfront - 02:59 - 5.02 MB - 235 kBps
04 - Maybe You'll Be There - 03:07 - 5.08 MB - 227 kBps
05 - Laura - 03:29 - 5.58 MB - 224 kBps
06 - Lonely Town - 04:13 - 6.91 MB - 229 kBps
07 - Autumn Leaves - 02:53 - 4.64 MB - 225 kBps
08 - I'm A Fool To Want You - 04:51 - 7.93 MB - 228 kBps
09 - I Think Of You - 03:04 - 5.10 MB - 232 kBps
10 - Where Is The One? - 03:13 - 5.23 MB - 226 kBps
11 - There's No You - 03:48 - 6.09 MB - 224 kBps
12 - Baby, Won't You Please Come Home - 03:01 - 4.88 MB - 226 kBps
13 - I Can Read Between The Lines - 02:48 - 4.81 MB - 239 kBps
14 - It Worries Me - 02:53 - 4.85 MB - 234 kBps
15 - Rain (Falling From The Skies) - 03:25 - 5.96 MB - 244 kBps
16 - Don't Worry 'bout Me - 03:08 - 5.33 MB - 237 kBps
[Disc 9]
01 - Come Fly With Me - 03:21 - 5.31 MB - 222 kBps
02 - Around The World - 03:21 - 5.42 MB - 225 kBps
03 - Isle Of Capri - 02:29 - 3.96 MB - 222 kBps
04 - Moonlight In Vermont - 03:33 - 5.66 MB - 223 kBps
05 - Autumn In New York - 04:38 - 7.48 MB - 226 kBps
06 - On The Road To Mandalay - 03:29 - 5.52 MB - 222 kBps
07 - Let's Get Away From It All - 02:12 - 3.48 MB - 220 kBps
08 - April In Paris - 02:52 - 4.60 MB - 224 kBps
09 - London By Night - 03:32 - 5.62 MB - 222 kBps
10 - Brazil - 02:56 - 4.66 MB - 222 kBps
11 - Blue Hawaii - 02:45 - 4.41 MB - 224 kBps
12 - It's Nice To Go Trav'ling - 03:53 - 6.39 MB - 230 kBps
13 - Chicago - 02:15 - 3.84 MB - 238 kBps
14 - South Of The Border - 02:51 - 4.91 MB - 240 kBps
15 - I Love Paris - 01:52 - 2.94 MB - 219 kBps
[Disc 10]
01 - Only The Lonely - 04:10 - 6.92 MB - 232 kBps
02 - Angel Eyes - 03:46 - 6.28 MB - 233 kBps
03 - What's New - 05:13 - 8.72 MB - 234 kBps
04 - It's A Lonesome Old Town - 04:17 - 7.18 MB - 234 kBps
05 - Willow Weep For Me - 04:50 - 7.87 MB - 227 kBps
06 - Good-Bye - 05:46 - 9.50 MB - 230 kBps
07 - Blues In The Night - 04:47 - 7.77 MB - 227 kBps
08 - Guess I'll Hang My Tears Out To Dry - 04:03 - 6.65 MB - 229 kBps
09 - Ebb Tide - 03:18 - 5.35 MB - 226 kBps
10 - Spring Is Here - 04:47 - 7.96 MB - 232 kBps
11 - Gone With The Wind - 05:15 - 8.62 MB - 229 kBps
12 - One For My Baby - 04:26 - 7.06 MB - 222 kBps
13 - Sleep Warm - 02:46 - 4.40 MB - 222 kBps
14 - Where Or When - 02:25 - 4.00 MB - 230 kBps
[Disc 11]
01 - Come Dance With Me - 02:31 - 4.03 MB - 223 kBps
02 - Something's Gotta Give - 02:39 - 4.24 MB - 223 kBps
03 - Just In Time - 02:25 - 3.85 MB - 222 kBps
04 - Dancing In The Dark - 02:26 - 3.87 MB - 221 kBps
05 - Too Close For Comfort - 02:35 - 4.09 MB - 221 kBps
06 - I Could Have Danced All Night - 02:41 - 4.28 MB - 222 kBps
07 - Saturday Night (Is The Loneliest Night Of The Week) - 01:55 - 3.05 MB - 221 kBps
08 - Day In-Day Out - 03:26 - 5.46 MB - 222 kBps
09 - Cheek To Cheek - 03:07 - 4.97 MB - 223 kBps
10 - Baubles, Bangles And Beads - 02:46 - 4.42 MB - 222 kBps
11 - The Song Is You - 02:43 - 4.38 MB - 225 kBps
12 - The Last Dance - 02:12 - 3.47 MB - 220 kBps
13 - It All Depends On You - 02:06 - 3.35 MB - 222 kBps
14 - Nothing In Common - (Bonus Track, With Keely Smith) - 02:33 - 4.06 MB - 223 kBps
15 - Same Old Song And Dance - (Mono, Bonus Track) - 02:53 - 4.67 MB - 226 kBps
16 - How Are Ya' Fixed For Love ? - (Bonus Track, With Keely Smith) - 02:26 - 3.98 MB - 229 kBps
[Disc 12]
01 - When No One Cares - 02:43 - 4.36 MB - 224 kBps
02 - A Cottage For Sale - 03:16 - 5.25 MB - 224 kBps
03 - Stormy Weather - 03:21 - 5.42 MB - 226 kBps
04 - Where Do You Go? - 02:34 - 4.11 MB - 223 kBps
05 - I Don't Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You - 03:16 - 5.37 MB - 229 kBps
06 - Here's That Rainy Day - 03:35 - 5.88 MB - 229 kBps
07 - I Can't Get Started - 04:02 - 6.59 MB - 229 kBps
08 - Why Try To Change Me Now? - 03:42 - 5.99 MB - 226 kBps
09 - Just Friends - 03:40 - 5.97 MB - 227 kBps
10 - I'll Never Smile Again - 03:47 - 6.08 MB - 225 kBps
11 - None But The Lonely Heart - 03:42 - 6.03 MB - 227 kBps
12 - The One I Love (Belongs To Somebody Else) - 03:06 - 4.98 MB - 225 kBps
13 - This Was My Love - 03:28 - 5.62 MB - 226 kBps
14 - I Could Have Told You - 03:19 - 5.46 MB - 230 kBps
15 - You Forgot All The Words (While I Still Remember The Tune) - (Bonus Track) - 03:21 - 5.40 MB - 226 kBps
[Disc 13]
01 - Nice 'n' Easy - 02:46 - 4.41 MB - 222 kBps
02 - That Old Feeling - 03:34 - 5.74 MB - 225 kBps
03 - How Deep Is The Ocean - 03:16 - 5.29 MB - 226 kBps
04 - I've Got A Crush On You - 02:17 - 3.65 MB - 224 kBps
05 - You Go To My Head - 04:28 - 7.20 MB - 225 kBps
06 - Fools Rush In - 03:23 - 5.41 MB - 224 kBps
07 - Nevertheless - 03:18 - 5.26 MB - 222 kBps
08 - She's Funny That Way - 03:56 - 6.30 MB - 223 kBps
09 - Try A Little Tenderness - 03:22 - 5.36 MB - 222 kBps
10 - Embraceable You - 03:24 - 5.47 MB - 224 kBps
11 - Mam'selle - 02:49 - 4.55 MB - 225 kBps
12 - Dream - 02:58 - 4.75 MB - 224 kBps
13 - The Nearness Of You - 02:44 - 4.36 MB - 223 kBps
14 - Someone To Watch Over Me - 02:58 - 4.95 MB - 233 kBps
15 - Day In-Day Out - (Bonus Track) - 03:08 - 5.23 MB - 233 kBps
16 - My One And Only Love - (Bonus Track) - 03:13 - 5.55 MB - 241 kBps
[Disc 14]
01 - When You're Smiling (The Whole World Smiles With You) - 02:01 - 3.23 MB - 223 kBps
02 - Blue Moon - 02:52 - 4.60 MB - 224 kBps
03 - S'posin' - 01:48 - 2.86 MB - 220 kBps
04 - It All Depends On You - 02:03 - 3.27 MB - 223 kBps
05 - It's Only A Paper Moon - 02:20 - 3.72 MB - 223 kBps
06 - My Blue Heaven - 02:03 - 3.30 MB - 224 kBps
07 - Should I - 01:31 - 2.46 MB - 226 kBps
08 - September In The Rain - 02:59 - 4.79 MB - 224 kBps
09 - Always - 02:17 - 3.64 MB - 222 kBps
10 - I Can't Believe That You're In Love With Me - 02:26 - 3.88 MB - 222 kBps
11 - I Concentrate On You - 02:24 - 3.84 MB - 223 kBps
12 - You Do Something To Me - 01:34 - 2.51 MB - 223 kBps
13 - Sentimental Baby - 02:37 - 4.16 MB - 222 kBps
14 - Hidden Persuasion - 02:26 - 3.92 MB - 226 kBps
15 - Ol' Macdonald - 02:44 - 4.36 MB - 223 kBps
[Disc 15]
01 - Day By Day - 02:40 - 4.22 MB - 221 kBps
02 - Sentimental Journey - 03:27 - 5.47 MB - 222 kBps
03 - Almost Like Being In Love - 02:02 - 3.24 MB - 221 kBps
04 - Five Minutes More - 02:37 - 4.15 MB - 221 kBps
05 - American Beauty Rose - 02:23 - 3.75 MB - 220 kBps
06 - Yes Indeed! - 02:36 - 4.12 MB - 221 kBps
07 - On The Sunny Side Of The Street - 02:42 - 4.32 MB - 223 kBps
08 - Don't Take Your Love From Me - 02:00 - 3.20 MB - 224 kBps
09 - That Old Black Magic - 04:06 - 6.52 MB - 222 kBps
10 - Lover - 01:54 - 3.04 MB - 223 kBps
11 - Paper Doll - 02:09 - 3.42 MB - 222 kBps
12 - I've Heard That Song Before - 02:33 - 4.06 MB - 221 kBps
13 - I Love You - (Bonus Track) - 02:29 - 4.07 MB - 229 kBps
14 - Why Should I Cry Over You - (Bonus Track) - 02:42 - 4.37 MB - 225 kBps
15 - How Could You Do A Thing Like That To Me - (Bonus Track) - 02:45 - 4.36 MB - 222 kBps
16 - River, Stay 'way From My Door - (Bonus Track) - 02:38 - 4.23 MB - 223 kBps
17 - I Gotta Right To Sing The Blues - (Bonus Track) - 03:00 - 4.78 MB - 222 kBps
[Disc 16]
01 - When The World Was Young - 03:48 - 6.17 MB - 226 kBps
02 - I'll Remember April - 02:50 - 4.54 MB - 223 kBps
03 - September Song - 04:22 - 7.08 MB - 227 kBps
04 - A Million Dreams Ago - 02:42 - 4.45 MB - 230 kBps
05 - I'll See You Again - 02:45 - 4.41 MB - 224 kBps
06 - There Will Never Be Another You - 03:10 - 5.12 MB - 226 kBps
07 - Somewhere Along The Way - 03:03 - 4.96 MB - 227 kBps
08 - It's A Blue World - 02:50 - 4.69 MB - 231 kBps
09 - These Foolish Things - 04:00 - 6.57 MB - 229 kBps
10 - As Times Goes By - 03:19 - 5.31 MB - 224 kBps
11 - I'll Be Seeing You - 02:48 - 4.59 MB - 228 kBps
12 - Memories Of You - 03:54 - 6.35 MB - 227 kBps
13 - Day In-Day Out - 03:20 - 5.54 MB - 232 kBps
Frank Sinatra, Vocals, Swing, Jazz, Show Tunes, Big Band, Traditional Pop, Jazz Vocal, Easy Listening, Vocal Pop
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Labels: Mixed Musics
Tormented (1996)
Since forming in 1995, they have produced five studio albums, spawning several hit singles including "Mudshovel", "Its Been Awhile", "Epiphany", Price To Play", "Zoe Jane", "Right Here" and "Falling".
The Albums:
Tormented(1996)
Staind's first effort. Self-released.
1. "Tolerate" – 4:38
2. "Come Again" – 3:50
3. "Break" – 3:58
4. "Painful" – 3:30
5. "Nameless" – 3:29
6. "Mudshuvel" – 4:34
7. "See Thru" – 4:27
8. "Question?" – 3:30
9. "No One's Kind" – 4:46
10. "Self Destruct" – 3:36
11. "4 Walls" – 33:08
* Hidden Track "Funeral"
*EDIT: 4 Walls Missing, will upload soon
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/56029239/T0rm3nt3d.rar
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Labels: music
Dysfunction
Dysfunction (1999)
Staind's debut on the U.S. album charts. Released under Flip/Elektra.
1. "Suffocate" – 3:16
2. "Just Go" – 4:50
3. "Me" – 4:36
4. "Raw" – 4:09
5. "Mudshovel" – 4:41
6. "Home" – 4:04
7. "A Flat" – 4:59
8. "Crawl" – 4:29
9. "Spleen" – 21:01
* Hidden Track "Excess Baggage"
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/55973610/Dysfuncti0n.rar
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Labels: music
Break The Cycle
Break The Cycle (2001)
The breakthrough album for Staind, keeping them on the Billboard 200 charts for several weeks. It contains Staind's most well-known single "Its Been Awhile".
1. "Open Your Eyes" – 3:52
2. "Pressure" – 3:22
3. "Fade" – 4:04
4. "It's Been Awhile" – 4:25
5. "Change" – 3:36
6. "Can't Believe" – 2:48
7. "Epiphany" – 4:17
8. "Suffer" – 3:59
9. "Safe Place" – 4:35
10. "For You" – 3:25
11. "Outside" – 4:52
12. "Waste" – 3:56
13. "Take It" – 3:37
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/55960115/Break._.The._.Cycle.rar
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Labels: music
14 Shades Of Grey
14 Shades Of Grey (2003)
Awaited followup to Break the Cycle, 14 Shades shows quite a shift in style from previous efforts, with songs like "Zoe Jane" showing a completely new sound.
1. "Price to Play" – 3:35
2. "How About You" – 3:57
3. "So Far Away" – 4:04
4. "Yesterday" – 3:46
5. "Fray" – 5:04
6. "Zoe Jane" – 4:36
7. "Fill Me Up" – 4:24
8. "Layne" – 4:25
9. "Falling Down" – 3:55
10. "Reality" – 4:37
11. "Tonight" – 4:24
12. "Could It Be" – 4:43
13. "Blow Away" – 6:14
14. "Intro" – 4:28
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/55940431/14._.Shades._.Of._.Grey.rar
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Labels: music
Chapter V
Chapter V (2005)
The newest LP, Aaron Lewis has stated Chapter V to be "the best record the band have released to date".
1. "Run Away" – 3:39
2. "Right Here" – 4:13
3. "Paper Jesus" – 4:14
4. "Schizophrenic Conversations" – 4:32
5. "Falling" – 4:20
6. "Cross to Bear" – 3:40
7. "Devil" – 5:00
8. "Please" – 4:24
9. "Everything Changes" – 3:58
10. "Take This" – 4:42
11. "King of All Excuses" – 3:39
12. "Reply" – 4:14
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/55983702/Chapter._.V.rar
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Labels: music
Staind
Greatest Hits:
The Singles: 1996-2006
A recap of a decade of Staind, from "Mudshovel" to "Falling" plus 3 live covers of the songs "Sober" by Tool, "Nutshell" by Alice in Chains and "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd.
1. "Come Again" (new version) - 3:47
2. "Mudshovel" - 4:41
3. "Home" - 4:04
4. "Outside" (Family Values Version, featuring Fred Durst) - 5:40
5. "It's Been Awhile" - 4:25
6. "For You" - 3:26
7. "Epiphany" - 4:16
8. "So Far Away" - 4:03
9. "Price To Play" - 3:36
10. "Zoe Jane" - 4:36
11. "Right Here" - 4:13
12. "Falling" - 4:20
13. "Everything Changes" (Live at the Hiro Ballroom) - 4:23
14. "Nutshell" (Alice in Chains cover) (Live at the Hiro Ballroom) - 4:38
15. "Sober" (Tool cover) (Live at the Hiro Ballroom) - 6:18
16. "Comfortably Numb" (Pink Floyd cover) (Live at the Hiro Ballroom) - 6:03
Code:
http://rapidshare.com/files/55920263/The._.Singles._._1996.-.2006_.rar
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Labels: music
Friday, May 16, 2008
Great Relaxing Music [3 CD's]
These are some great musics that I like to listen to when I'm tired. These are great.
The first CD ''Sanitas Per Aqua'' is music made of nature's sounds (rain, river,sea & others)
The other CD is made of mystic Celtic sounds.
The third CD is made of natural sounds (birds, forests etc..)
This is my upload. recomend you to listen to it.
Great Quality 192kb/s
1.La source 07:30
2. Douces vapeurs 08:03
3. Dreamy mood 05:41
4. Mundus novus 05:30
5. RĆŖverie 2 08:47
6. Hot summer wind 07:39
7. Notes de cristal 07:40
8. Tourbillons de cristal 06:33
9. DƩtente et Ʃvasion 08:07
10. La fontaine de jouvence 05:32
Download:
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1. Echarpes de Brume 06:21
2. The name of the Harp 09:37
3. Wyrd 07:12
4. Le regard du destin 06:32
5. His name's Gaible 09:06
6. Eire 06:53
7. Le chant des sonneurs 08:04
8. La jalousie de Mor 07:11
Download:
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1.FƓret tropicale
2.FƓret au reveil
3.FƓret au coucher
4.Vent savane
5.Vent d'automne
6.Vent marin
7.Mistral
8.Matin tropical
9.Coucher du soleil
10.Pleine lune
11.Nuit intense
12.Etangs de Lousiane 1
13.Etangs de Lousiane 2
14.Grillons africains
15.Insectes d'Afrique
16.Lavande
17.Parfums de provence
18.Garigue provenƧale
19.Pluie
20.Ruissellement
21.Ruisseau de la vie
22.Fleuve
23.Mer
Download (97 mb + 7):
Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/33383629/CBE_-_A.C.D.N_by_Fran_ois.part1.rar
Code: http://rapidshare.com/files/33385150/CBE_-_A.C.D.N_by_Fran_ois.part2.rar
No password. Just download and don't forget to say Thanks.
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Labels: music
VA - Romantic Piano Music
VA - Romantic Piano Music
VA - Romantic Piano Music | 2007 | Instrumental | 320 kbps | 60:42 min | 82,1 MB
01 I Dont Like To Sleep Alone 02:53
02 Endless Love 04:04
03 Without You 02:57
04 The Sound Of Silence 03:13
05 Up Where We Belong 02:58
06 Kiss Me Say Goodbye 03:33
07 Music Box Dancer 03:18
08 Casablaca 04:23
09 Just The Way You Are 04:26
10 Sometime When We Touch 04:00
11 Woman In Love 02:28
12 Dust In The Wind 03:04
13 Torn Between Two Lovers 03:54
14 Love Me Tender 02:58
15 When A Man Love A Woman 02:48
16 How Deep Is Your Love 03:21
17 Always On My Mind 03:15
18 Wind Flowers 03:09
Download:
http://rapidshare.com/files/37161010/VA-Romantic_Piano_Music-2007-CEC.rar
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Labels: music
Estelle Ft. Kanye West - American Boy
Download:
http://rapidshare.com/files/98394986/03-American_Boy__Album_Version_.mp3
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Labels: MP3
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Fred and Joe
let's reads some good jokes in this, just for laughs Laughing
here we go :
-Fred and Joe are out hunting. Suddenly, Fred falls over with a heart attack. Joe quickly calls 911, and franticly says, "my friend just fell over with a heart attack, and i think he's dead! what should i do?" The lady on the line says, "calm down sir, the first thing to do is to make sure if he's dead." There is a pause, and then BANG! "alright, what should i do now?"
-A pastor goes to see old Fred in the hospital. The pastor is watching old Fred in his sleep, when suddenly old Fred wakes up. He sees the pastor, and gestures for him to come closer. As the pastor does, Fred gets a strange look on his face, and begins gesturing for a pencil and paper. The pastor hands it to him, and Fred scribbles down a message and dies
The pastor, too sad to think about the note, shoves it into his pocket. The next day, he is giving a sermon for Fred's funeral. He puts his hand into his pocket and remembers the note. He tells the congregation, 'just before Fred died, he wrote me a note, which i am sure is full of words of inspiration for us all.' he then pulls it out and reads, 'your standing on my oxygen tube!
-Fred, the old miser died. He told his wife that his last request was that all his millions of dollars would be buried with him. His wife agreed. On the day of the funeral, just before they close the coffin, she rushes forward with a large wooden box, and places it inside. Then the coffin is closed, and buried. The wife's friend goes up to her and says, "did you really bury all that money with him?" "Of course I did, I promised, didn't I? I wrote him a check."
-There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a ~Censored~ field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde : "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
-A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
post more jokes, let us laugh Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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The Dog's and Cat's Diary
The Dog's Diary:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Jerks!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
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Who I'm I ?
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional,Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little "accident", she asks "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers," Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are going to ~I'm an idiot with no life~ yourself when I tell you the price."
A "city-boy" ventured out and bought himself a farm-house. He needed some animals for the farm and inquired at the neighbor's place. The old farmer agreed to sell some animals and the two walked through the yard.
The city-boy pointed and asked, "What kind of animal is that?"
"Well," said the farmer, "that is a cock, which you city folks call a rooster."
"Ok, I'll take one of them," said the city boy. He pointed to another animal, and the farmer told him, "That one is a pullet, or what you call a chicken."
"I'll take it," said the city boy.
"You will also need a hard working animal to help you with the chores, so I'll sell you this ass, or mule."
The city-boy agreed.
"The mule might give you problems being stubborn 'n all and lie down on you," informed the farmer. "If you scratch his belly really good, he'll get up."
As the city-boy is heading home, a beautiful girl is approaching. All of a sudden, the mule lies down and refuses to move. The girl hurries over and asks if she can help.
"Yeah," exclaimed the city-boy, "You can grab my cock & pullet while I reach around and scratch my ass.
Posted by FunMan at 8:49 PM 0 comments
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional,Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little "accident", she asks "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers," Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are going to ~I'm an idiot with no life~ yourself when I tell you the price."
A "city-boy" ventured out and bought himself a farm-house. He needed some animals for the farm and inquired at the neighbor's place. The old farmer agreed to sell some animals and the two walked through the yard.
The city-boy pointed and asked, "What kind of animal is that?"
"Well," said the farmer, "that is a cock, which you city folks call a rooster."
"Ok, I'll take one of them," said the city boy. He pointed to another animal, and the farmer told him, "That one is a pullet, or what you call a chicken."
"I'll take it," said the city boy.
"You will also need a hard working animal to help you with the chores, so I'll sell you this ass, or mule."
The city-boy agreed.
"The mule might give you problems being stubborn 'n all and lie down on you," informed the farmer. "If you scratch his belly really good, he'll get up."
As the city-boy is heading home, a beautiful girl is approaching. All of a sudden, the mule lies down and refuses to move. The girl hurries over and asks if she can help.
"Yeah," exclaimed the city-boy, "You can grab my cock & pullet while I reach around and scratch my ass.
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Look up at the sky
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom was baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father".
He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy."
His dad slaps him in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy!"
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like Mexicans."
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by FunMan at 8:33 PM 0 comments
His wife's cat
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "Its not a gong. Its a talking clock", the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch", the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "Hey, jerk! It's one-fifteen in the morning!"
A man walks into a bar, and says, "guys, I'm happy, so I want the best in the house. And when I drink, Everybody drinks!" Everybody gives a cheer, and runs up to the bar. "Guys, I'm buying, and when I'm buying, Everybody buys!"
Posted by FunMan at 8:06 PM 0 comments
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "Its not a gong. Its a talking clock", the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup", replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch", the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "Hey, jerk! It's one-fifteen in the morning!"
A man walks into a bar, and says, "guys, I'm happy, so I want the best in the house. And when I drink, Everybody drinks!" Everybody gives a cheer, and runs up to the bar. "Guys, I'm buying, and when I'm buying, Everybody buys!"
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